My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
Garkit,
Garpaw,
and, if fortune favors the cat in question,
Garstar
Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed
Audrey Hepburn photographed by Jean-Claude Sauer for Paris Match magazine at Hubert de Givenchy’s Rue de Grenelle Paris apartment in France, September 03, 1991. From Audrey Hepburn’s personal collection.
